Paul
I pronounce "government" as the chancellor, but I dont know her background.
I like your sprouts joke.
Chrise
I first heard flahs in the "flowers that bloom in the spring tra-la". My friend from the Midlands pronounces it "flow-ers", as in river flows.
I have heard "skirt" pronounced at least 6 different ways in Liverpool, from the "George Melly" style "skart" to the Stan Boardman "skiiiiirt"