ChrisE, it would take an awful lot more than that to offend me! And I liked dreaming up a little mental picture of a ChrisE in 1725 being appalled by the use of the word - and 300 years later, another ChrisE is saying 'And they're still getting it wrong'.
Quisling, that was interesting. I'd seen the pea, pease stuff before, but not the change in 'cherry'. A quick look online added 'caper/capers' to my little list.