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Malone, Grunger
I hadn’t been to the market café since the first lockdown, but now that I am getting out more, I felt I must go there for breakfast. I was delighted to see that Cassie the waitress was still there, and I hoped for a warm welcome.

“Where have you been?” she demanded, and I explained that I had been in lockdown for 18 months.

“We’ve been open all year, what do you want, your usual?

My “usual” is one the multi-item breakfasts on offer, but that always causes confusion. So I ordered “Poached eggs on toast, please, is that 2 eggs on one piece of toast?”

“You’re wrong. Poached eggs on toast is 2 eggs on 2 toasts. You want Poached eggs WITH toast. Do you want one egg on the toast and the other on the side, or both eggs side by side on the toast?”

“Actually, I should like the eggs on top of each other on the toast, if you don’t mind” I asked rather cheekily.

She made no reply, but when the breakfast arrived, the eggs were beautifully stacked. How about that for customer service!

Jigjag

Maybe your market will have Artie San stalls popping up all over the place - and I wouldn't be surprised if Ivan Apple got in on the act too. Provenance is very important nowadays - if Ivan can't tell you where his apples came from, you could perhaps tell him where to put them?

I enjoyed hearing about the footballer and his unappetising fodder - and 'fodder' is probably the right word for items such as quinoa. I am sure you will find something far more appealing in the market cafe.

malone

I haven't been to the Met Gala for a few years either, and I dont like the sound of those boots, very unwise. I agree she should stick to trainers, much more comfortable.

I haven't solved your clue yet. I think you might have missed Jigjag's report as your posts crossed.

jigjag

You are very unlucky at finding something simple to order. I am sorry you didn't get a friendlier welcome and hope you enjoyed the breakfast. I dont think I have ever had a poached egg, with or without toast.

Grunger, thanks - I had missed our restaurant critic's latest report. The answer to the clue is definitely more your sort of thing than mine - I sighed, tutted etc when I solved it.

Jigjag,

Thanks for filling us in = after you;d fiiled your face. Who would have thought that toast and poached eggs could be such a tricky thing to order? Still, you managed it all very skillfully. The only disappointment for me was hearing about the eggs being stacked one on top of the other. This is one of my pet hate, towers of food - towers that slide down into a big, messy heap as soon as I put a fork anywhere near.

Malone

I agree about stacked food. But having facetiously ordered stacked eggs, I had to go through with eating them. They were nicely presented, but it soon became the messy runny heap that you suggest. I left the cafe with egg on my face.

Grunger

You really must try poached eggs, very healthy and tasty. Btw thanks for the ER/telegram stuff which was very funny.

In a letter in the Times today (16 Sep) someone claims that in the second of these two lines from a poem by John Donne there are five consecutive prepositions:

Licence my roving hands, and let them go
Before, behind, between, above, below.

Each of those words can be prepositions in certain contexts but I think here they are being used as adverbs. I'm fairly sure of that but I will be happy to be convinced otherwise.

Orson, I think you may be right about the adverbs in this context.

I was more concerned about the misspelling of 'license', not by you, because you were quoting exactly what appeared in The Times.

On another subject - I have just completed an online satisfaction survey for Lloyd's Pharmacy in the vain hope of winning £250. I was amused by the ambiguity of this question:

With which gender do you associate?
A: female
B: male
C: other

The ambiguity to which I refer is of course in the question, not in the given answers.

From the football page of the BBC website:

[Naples] boss Luciano Spalletti says they will respect the Europa League. "It is the bicycle we have dreamt of peddling," he said.

I hope he gets a good price for it.

orson

A letter to the Times earlier in the week quoted a poem with 7 consecutive prepositions, but the wrong person was given the credit.

Paul

Yes a typical nonsensical question in a survey. I recently did one for a cricket ground.

Q. Were you satisfied with the number of announcements?

A. No, but there was no way of saying whether there were too many or too few.

I associate more with men than women, but that's not what they mean