jigjag
I enjoyed your entertaining cafe report. I think your waitress is somewhat lacking in inter-personal skills. At mine, there is a choice of tinned or grilled tomatoes. Strangely you get two tinned ones but only half a grilled one. Costs I suppose. I usually have pie and chips.
Malone
Thanks for the encouragement. I cant tell a split infinitive from a split end, but I know you cant split a definition which this clue did.
I like Wetherspoons. Unfortunately the local one took over a lovely Victorian pub with 8 rooms and a central bar. It was great with the folk club in one, the quiz team in another and so on. You could only get pies and spam sandwiches, but it was always busy. The landlady retired and it soon went downhill. But Wetherspoons took over, knocked all the walls down to get one big room, put the toilets upstairs, and sold cheap beer and food. Now it is full again.