I have an on-line account, which I keep up mainly for the Listener Crossword. Unfortunately the on-line version of The Times doesn't have an (8,6) section! But I found the objects in question in a fairly obvious place.
So I have the 9-word list of instructions, and have managed to follow the first two, giving a very recognisable picture. But now I'm completely stuck! What is the 7th word? And what are we supposed to do with it? Please don't answer, at least not yet -- I'm still hoping for inspiration.
This would get an E grade in the Magpie.