Grunger, I loved your pie story - thanks!
Jigjag, I really couldn't face a Gregg programme, sorry! I can cope with him in 'Masterchef' , but I'm not able to face his grinning, gurning, over-excited or over-earnest attitude.
Everyone, I liked the '-ise', '-ize' comments. I have always preferred the former, but simply because it looks better. I used to get annoyed if anyone criticised - mistakenly - the '-ize' usage, but it wasn't enough to make me start using it myself.