Struggling a lot with my last four clues, I've got everything else:
27 across
30 across
2 down
With 13/19 I was sure I had it as APRHODITES EVOSTICK which is in the Profanisaurus and means 9 across, but 16 and 22 across which I'm almost certain are correct don't fit with this (also you can't have a word with an apostrophe in crosswords, can you?)