I'm glad and a little relieved you feel that way, malone, because after posting this morning I thought I'm starting to come over as an old grouch and a bossy know-it-all. And my comments about apostrophes yesterday were meant generally; I would never patronise you like that.
There's a section every Saturday in The Times where readers can send in their comments on what has appeared in the newspaper. Shortly before Christmas I complained about a headline (on the front page no less) which began: "All we want for Christmas are..."
Consider: "All I ask is a tall ship and the stars to steer her by."
And: "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth."
They agreed with me.
PS - I don't write in green ink!