Tyke will, I'm sure, be pleased with the empty beer cans. I certainly would be. Here in Scotland, whether or not wee Nicky Sturgeon gets her independence dream, her government are bringing in cans (and bottles) as a new currency within a year or so. Each will be the equivalent of 20 pence.
I'm thinking of stockpiling the remnants from my own consumption of beverages (all soft drinks, of course - hic!), requesting donations from others, and wandering the streets with a supermarket trolley picking up the riches that have been thoughtlessly thrown away, to cash in when the new regulations come into force.
This time next year, Rodney, we'll be millionaires!