Matron, I obviously have a fan on this site who has decided to pay homage to my wit and genius by taking my name! It's like when people change their name to Elvis or when they keep a lock of John Lennons hair, a for of fetishising the person you aspire to be. It's actually a very primitive urge, reaching back into the dark recesses of the Id, but quite sweet really. (BTW I'm not even suggesting that I'm up there with Elvis or John Lennon - I'm very much alive for starters.)