I am sorry you wont be able to get a shipwrightship, but have you noticed that Amazon are advertising for "shippers". I am not sure what they do, but perhaps a shippership or shipperessship would suit you?
It is very kind of you to offer me career advice, and though I would love a shipperessship, I want nothing to do with Amazon. I am not very fond of "ship" in the dispatch sense, too American I'm afraid.
I’ve just explored some dictionaries and learned that geyser can be pronounced “geezer” in the UK, but only in reference to a water heater, but not a “gushing type.” Please enlighten me further if that is not correct.