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I know you're a resourceful bunch, so I'm sure one of you will be able to track down the following information for me. I feel I need to send Danny Baker (the DJ/presenter/whatever) a Get Well card. He must be in hospital, but despite his injuries, he's been able to get a message out to the public. I don't know all the details of his accident, but he said ' they literally threw me under the bus', so his body must have taken a terrible bashing.

Are you implying that he wasn't actually thrown under a bus, malone? Surely an oversight?

ChrisE, it sounded a pretty dramatic incident - and Danny said he could 'hear the suits' knees knocking' - and I've decided to take it at face value. People say what they mean, and mean what they say …. don't they?

malone

I read that the bus was stationery and he crawled out from under it. That cant be right - surely it was stationary?

Jigjag

Sorry I cant join you and Malone. I am giving a talk on "Future Pies " in the Village Hall. Good luck and looking forward to the report.

You might like this oldie:
A girl walked into a pub and asked the barman for a double entendre, so he gave her one


Oi'll get me coat!

Grunger, thanks for letting us know that you are unable to join us tomorrow. I'm beginning to worry about non-attendances - I've had communications from both Ivor Pryor-Engagement and Elsa Whaire, saying that they too can't make it. I hope your pie talk goes well - if you take along some free samples, you'll have the audience eating out of your hand (literally).
PS I liked the stationery bus.

ChrisE, the old ones aren't always the best....

Hi Malone, I'm also concerned about non-attendances, however, following that dinner at my fiend's house, I feel I'm more than qualified to talk "Tripe" - should the need arise.

Chris, love it :-)

Thanks, Brendan - you have your own, personal fiend? I don't like to ask what role he or she has in your life.

PS I'm sure your talking tripe was a one-off occurrence, one that taught you a valuable lesson - ie steer clear of tripe.

......is there a "typo" equivalent a Freudian slip?

Brendan, if there isn't, there should be!

PS I couldn't resist mentioning it, it was just too tempting.