Malone
Yes it was not a great day. I spent an hour looking for my nephew's mobile and had to abandon the search to go to football. When I got home after the match, which we lost, he rang to say that he had found it in his coat pocket. I thought that it was a strange place to put a wind chime, unless it was an air pocket.
The line was bad and I thought he said "Malone's niece has got virus". I was very concerned and tried to call you but couldn't get through. Shortly afterwards he rang again, this time from a "landline" (whatever that is). He said "Malone's piece has gone viral". He must be referring to your very humorous posting of yesterday, but why it should be associated with illness, I cannot fathom.