In old films the clients also wore black socks & a mask, as I remember.
That's an odd affliction you have, Trevor. What would you say to Little Red Riding Hood ?
"The better to .... you with." ?
The term is "bifurcate".
"I Echid You Not" - Google that.
Anyway, some prig will probably report us to Matron. Bend over for a spanking.
You Brits !