I'm feeling a tad underprivileged, no bedside table!
The reading lamp clips on the bedhead, mobile phone is alarm set Mon-Fri. (5.30am), it sleeps under my pillow so as not to disturb anyone bar myself.
No drink coaster, otherwise I'd be up and down all night (aw... come on, you know what I mean).
I enjoy reading biographies, they remind me how lucky/unlucky I have been in life and are quite often inspirational, they reside on the floor, that way they can't fall any further.
As for an ashtray,,,I've never been "smokin'" in bed.
:-)