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elle

5th September 2016, 09:58
A Spanish language teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

"House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa."
"Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'Computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher divided the class into two groups, Male and Female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "Computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun.

Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that "Computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck to buy accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer, you could have got a better model.

THE WOMEN WON!
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rossim

7th October 2016, 23:17
Below is a list of ways to beat a women in an argument.













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rossim

21st January 2017, 11:08
Just a small grumble.
I'm looking in on a woman's tennis match on the television.
Why do they both have to wear navy tops, turquoise skirts and pink socks!
They're from different countries so it's not their 'uniform'.
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jazzgirl

27th January 2017, 09:18
Who forgot about planes ? ;0)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ikDOM2k1jkw
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chrisg

27th January 2017, 09:29
Thanks for that jazzy - very funny !
And what about Microlights and tunnels ?
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jazzgirl

27th January 2017, 09:31
...and drones !
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bernie

27th January 2017, 11:11
......and pogo sticks!
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seamus, ayrshire

27th January 2017, 11:48
The Netherlands welcomes Donald J Trump!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELD2AwFN9Nc
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busby

28th January 2017, 05:34
I wonder how much "cheap labour" D.Trump has utilised over the years whilst losing and making billions.

http://9gag.com/gag/ab6Y8d8/building-trump-s-wall-going-to-be-like
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rosalind

28th January 2017, 07:54
Haha, busby and seamus , great clips.
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