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Very nice to see that you are keeping the 'poser' alive.

So you think that you may have problems; take pity on the girl who was baptised in Honolulu in 1967 with a middle name of:-

Napaumohalaenaenaamekawehiwehionakuahiwiamenaawawakehoomakehoaalakeeaonaainananiakeaohawaiiikawanaao.

It means: "The fragrant abundant beautiful blossoms begin to fill the air of hills and valleys throughout the length and breath of these glorious Hawaiian Islands at dawn.

Why have some snooker commentators never heard of adverbs?

Birthdays must be good for you. The more you have the longer you live.

Why don't kangaroos have breasts?

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On Radio 4's World at One today a Leicester City was heard to proclaim "Didn't we do well!". The poser is, what did the fan actually do?

I have just been advised by an office colleague that I have a "grammatical condition" called Bangorrhea.

I am now trying to cure myself, but it is not easy (I nearly put 3 bangs there but stopped myself in time. Wow (stopped myself again)

https://www.bostonglobe.com/lifestyle/style/2012/04/25/how-mail-and-texting-have-driven-people-overuse-exclamation-points-confessions-serial-exclamation-pointer/bSKe7sq0TEZLHcq1bq5A7M/story.html

I entered ten puns into a pun contest to see which pun would win.....
No pun in ten did

If you do a theatrical performance about puns it's just a play on words. (I resisted)

I resisted too, rossim

I just visited a site called conjunctivitis.com
its a sight for sore eyes