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Radical Jeremy Corbyn is actually just an 80s obsessive who wants to change Starbust back to Opal Fruits it has emerged.

Corbyn said People have characterised me as some kind of Marxist but the whole thing with renationalising stuff is just because Im obsessed with the 80s in a fun, kitschy way. You should see my house, its full of old arcade machines.

Any politics is just a vehicle for promoting retro lifestyle. I love Only Fools and Horses I wear deeley-boppers around the house and Im totally mad for unelected union leaders attempting to bring down democratic governments.

Oh and I can get to level 256 on Pac-Man.

Rival Yvette Cooper has responded by condemning outdated 80s revivalism, arguing that only her brand of late 90s revivalism is the future while Liz Kendall said the only good thing to come out of the 1980s was Thatcher.

Newsflash.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

^^^^^^^
That case will run and run!

.......just like this thread!

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.

Newsflash.

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Was he found in the drawing room?

Touche

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
Area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
Because she was a trained professional and
Said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)

A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi happened to appear. MS Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.

'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'

'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'

'What sort of question?' asked Pelosi.

Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?''

Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history.'