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I tried to write the full text of "War and Peace" on here but it was banned, so here is the precis

Army invades, army retreats

the end

Thanks Jazzgirl, I can now say I've read the slightly abridged version of War and Peace. Excellent!

Does that go with having seen or heard the shortest play in the world.
"Hello Godot, you're early."
Not one of mine . I think it was Barry Cryer on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue

...........or the shortest blues song:

"Didn't wake up this morning....................."

Why, in this digital age, does the cure for any fault seem to be, whether it's a radio, TV, phone, computer or anything else that's frozen, switch it off and switch it on again?

Celadon: don't give up posting.. There is a solution.
Norah at admin. will send you email

Thank you very much Jazzgirl and Norah.

Did not realise how bad the problem was with spammers.

Kind regards

Celadon

Unlike smaller household batteries (such as common AA batteries), 9-volt batteries can pose a fire hazard and should never be stored in junk drawers or anywhere stray metal objects can bridge the contacts of the battery and cause overheating or sparking.

Pleased to see you celadon.
Longer (copied and pasted) posts are OK, as long as you remember to re-type any punctuation (or delete it) before posting