This inspires me to tell a BBC Disney jole;
Mickey Mouse appears in the California Supreme Court to petition for a divotce. The kudge looks him up and down, looks at the case file, then says;
"Mr Mouse. You have been an American family icon for over 70 years. I can't grant you a divorce just because Minnie has buck teeth."
Mickey replies;
"I didn't say that. I said she was f......g Goofy...."