Apologies for the delay, especially with the fate of the world at stake and all.
First, my short list:
I liked both tyke's and jon's MIN DREAD ER
Swarb's 9 was very smooth.
Paul's 17 evoked a favorite Pearl Jam song for me.
Of course, wil's math(s) related clue appealed to me.
I got a chuckle from buddy's 24.
Geting, one more tweak and you might have had it. I don't quite see strange as operating on dear with so much in between. Perhaps, "Beware of strange naked nerd, dear ..." would have done it?
In the end, as usual, a tough decision. Ultimately, I narrowed it down to two, either one of which would have been a worthy champion. Paul, you already got a consolation prize, so I'm going with swarbrules and his:
He knows you will take care of bookworm (4.6)
Congratulations, swarb. Here are your prizes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtDXH7dtyKM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAedY3NucEs&list=RDbAedY3NucEs&start_radio=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X33YyowZZxQ&list=RDX33YyowZZxQ&start_radio=1
(Yes, this is one of my all-time favorite songs.)