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OK I just cannot parse this one

26a Rich wanker fucks the others (8)

?E?O?A?T

Aeronaut? idk like Rich, Richard Branson maybe?

Res onan t

4 across
Welcome twat has cum on me,on a git, cum emptied out (7, 5-3)

??c?n?t ????? ??t

Looks like coconut minge-mat. Anagram (out) of “cum on me on a git” plus “ct”. So it’s not quite cum emptied, but cut emptied would work

The Viz clues are rather uneven, but there is some fine wordplay scattered around. 26a is quite good, for instance.

Or perhaps I should have said "splattered around".

Indeed, Geeker the 'painter’s radio' may be a better bet……

The two clues here show the difference: 26 would be perfectly at home in the parish weekly, with minor adjustment?, but 4 most certainly wouldn’t!

I don’t know, but I think Viz should come clean and declare the setter(s): Anus & Wipe. It’s a bit like a late Beatles' song - you can see the join: 🎶 woke up, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head - is pure McCartney, whilst 🎶 do you know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall? - is pure John.

Or maybe I’m talking through my setter…..

Thanks for help! My last ones

1 across
Male home, member sent spraying (4-4)
C?c? ????

24 across 2 down
Man with a tingle produced enormous panjammer
(6,5)
???I?e g?a??

16 down
Funky in bum, recall shit (9)
??m?????a

1 ac = Cock Nest

2 down GIANT?