Malone
I hope all your female tradesmen turned up yesterday and that you had a good shopping trip. That inspired me to go to town this morning.
A faulty sign in the fishmongers caught my eye so I went inside.
“I see the “X” in your Manx Kippers has come off“ I said to the assistant.
“No, that’s a marketing ploy. They are not from the Isle of Man, but we have to distinguish between male and female fish” she replied. “The missing letter idea has been very successful.”
“I have never thought about the sex of fish, an EU directive I suppose.”
“I don’t know if we still have those, but we have to do the kilograms nonsense” she sighed.
“Why don’t you just call them kippers and kipperesses?” I asked.
“Strangely enough, a Scottish woman came in yesterday and suggested the same thing. She is reforming women and apparently I am a fishmongeress”
I bought 2 pairs for tea.