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skyewalker

I saw an episode of Pointless tonight - possibly the one you mentioned. The eye doctor was even worse than the English teacher as far as "so" was concerned. I was surprised she didn't know what an "inch" was and had to guess.

We have 5 bins in theory too, but most people have got rid of 2 of them as they are never used and there is not enough space for them. On collection day they are often put in the road. At least it slows the traffic.

I should like to wish all Pedants

Blwyddyn Newydd Dda

from the Cheshire/North Wales border.

Thanks, Jigjag - and happy New Year to all pedants throughout the land.

Grunger, re your expensive parking in America... I had a similarly costly experience when buying a single-trip bus ticket in Holland last year. There was no facility to use cash, I had to use my debit card - which automatically incurred a fee from my bank.

Skyewalker, your recycling piece made me chuckle!

Happy New Year to you, too, malone.

Once I could not catch a train at all from a station in Spain. In place of a ticket office there was a machine, which only accepted credit cards. I did not have mine with me in case of being mugged (as I have been, abroad), so (!) that was that day wasted.

I have been turning out my spice cupboard. Earliest date on jettisoned jar, 2001.

Rosalind

2001?!! I don't usually like too many exclamation marks, but I need those for effect, to demonstrate the degree of shock and horror I feel. I think my best/worst product was 10 years past its best, yours beats that by a long way.

malone

You'll be pleased to know there is now quite a lot of space in the cupboards and no spice or anything else with a sell by date earlier than 2014.

Don't worry, the asparagus will be next year's

Rosalind

I'm delighted to hear you now have plenty of space (and spice) in your cupboards. The asparagus, of whatever vintage, will be soundly ignored whenever it appears.

Jigjag might not be here today. I think he's got a domestic crisis. His nephew was staying there for a few days and rang this morning to say he'd left his mobile behind. Poor Jigjag's been turning the house upside down ever since. He thought it'd be an easy task - he'd assumed the mobile would be quite big and noticeable, as his nephew said it had 'hundreds of photos on it'. Jigjag's also worried about a young relative's health - he overheard his nephew saying something about the girl being 'viral'. What a start to the New Year.

Malone

Yes it was not a great day. I spent an hour looking for my nephew's mobile and had to abandon the search to go to football. When I got home after the match, which we lost, he rang to say that he had found it in his coat pocket. I thought that it was a strange place to put a wind chime, unless it was an air pocket.

The line was bad and I thought he said "Malone's niece has got virus". I was very concerned and tried to call you but couldn't get through. Shortly afterwards he rang again, this time from a "landline" (whatever that is). He said "Malone's piece has gone viral". He must be referring to your very humorous posting of yesterday, but why it should be associated with illness, I cannot fathom.

jigjag

It was good of you to send me your Council's instructions for re-cycling. The leaflet arrived in the post today. But when I said "send me a text....." I meant to my mobile, not hard copy.

You really must get a grip of modern language!

Jigjag,

,Glad you didn't mind me sharing the information about your day. I am so relieved that your nephew found his mobile. Modern jackets have very roomy pockets, so a mobile can easily get lost in a corner.

I'm glad you got the virus, viral stuff sorted out. As you know, at this time of year people are always saying, 'there's a bug going around' and 'there's a virus going around'. I get a little irritated at times - surely with all these tablets around, people should be fit and well?

Grunger

Well done for showing such an interest in recycling. I'd say 'I can't be bothered with it', but that's been said umpteen times before.