Apologies for language used. Toned down by me a bit
1. Steaming sh*t in newspaper, attractive sh*t worth punching (4,6)
F?S? / ???N?T
2. Slow movement from ar*e drips and granny is overjoyed, initially (6)
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3. Drink knocked over, bet it makes someone look f*cking stupid (4-4)
???S - ?A?E
Thanks in advance