The decoding stage is stumping me.
eg. Have extra letters S, M (or maybe H), D, E, A ... across and U, N, S, M, W ... down.
Adding these to the charcter in the non-parody song gives:
ehgdm or ecgdm across
givmk down.
Noticed GIVE if after the first 3 down clues I insert the first across clue (WHY?) but suspected I've got something fundamentally wrong.
So then I tried adding the name in the parody, getting cmhdk from the first few across and eiwl from the first few down.
Time to give up I fear, unless someone would be kind enough to tell me where I'm going wrong?