Just indifference, I think, BeginnerSolver. In puzzle 4388 we had an equally banal theme (though perhaps more amusing for its sheer absurdity), but that puzzle was a great success due to its sophisticated construction.
Just a question (I express no view) : considering his controversial associations with young girls, is it appropriate for the author of the theme to be show-cased ? If the answer is 'yes', then a theme such as J.D. Salinger might have been infinitely more interesting...