Chrise, I know the French language (amongst others) requires longer sentences than English, and this is why I much prefer writing a business letter in English - much simpler and very concise while remaining perfectly correct - but on the 'poubelle de table' in question, the French version could have passed with only 4 words (pour une table propre)
Sorry if I become a bore - Language is my pet subject so you will have to stop me!
Interesting about the split infinitive, even though I can't get used to it!