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les40

22nd May 2015, 22:02
Good evening all.
They results are as follows:
BBM2 @ 7 = 1 vote
Rambler @ 8, Syzzie @ 11, martyrdom @ 16 = All have 2 votes.

However, Paul @ 6 is the clear winner with 4 votes.

Paul is the only one who has not yet voted, but he can only affect possible 2nd place now so I'll be back very soon with the prize.
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les40

22nd May 2015, 22:03
Bloody predicted text. Sorry, mattrom
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paul

22nd May 2015, 22:07
Rambler 8 if i am allowed
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les40

22nd May 2015, 22:38
Well done Paul with:

U fart, we run from the pong!

Just for a change, no VT as the prize this week but a anecdotal joke which I find quite funny, see what you think.

Jeff and Margaret had been married for over 20 years and their love life had lost its spark, problem was that Margaret was going through the change and every time Jeff got going, Margaret would start to overheat and get very frustrated and this had an adverse affect on Jeff's performance. Jeff was becoming very low and withdrawn, his apprentice, Steve, who was 21, had noticed Jeff's subdued mood and asked what the problem was. Jeff broke down and told Steve everything about his libido not being fulfilled because of Margaret's problem of overheating during their lovemaking.
After some thought, Steve approached Jeff and said "you've always been good to me Jeff, taught me all I know and I would like to return the favour"
Jeff looked at Steve and said "how on earth could you help me Steve"
Steve suggested that he would come round to Jeff's house on Saturday night, and when Jeff and Margaret felt the urge to try again, he would follow them upstairs and waft a towel over them whilst they did the business to avoid Margaret's overheating problem.
Jeff rang Margaret to ask and she wholeheartedly agreed to the idea.
Saturday night arrived and Steve came round as agreed and when Jeff and Margaret felt the members igniting, they went to the bedroom with Steve close behind.
They started making love, and Steve started to waft the towel over Margaret.
After about 5 minutes, Margaret started huffing and puffing and getting all fidgety.
Jeff asked what was wrong and Margaret said "it's just not working"
Jeff said "I've got an idea"
Jeff grabbed the towel from Steve and told him to try making love to his wife while he wafted the towel.
Steve was bemused but went along with his friends request and mounted Margaret.
Steve started to go for it and Jeff continued to waft the towel.
Within seconds of Steve's commencement, Margaret was writhing with pleasure, shouting expletives and grinning from ear-to-ear. She climaxed in a shuddering display of multiple orgasms and pure delight.
Steve and Margaret collapsed on the bed in a tangle of heavy breathing when Jeff tapped Steve on the shoulder and whispered in his ear "now that son - is how to waft a towel"
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les40

22nd May 2015, 22:42
Sorry, predicted text again. Embers, not members. Though it would still work?
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paul

23rd May 2015, 01:36
Ha Ha! Thanks Les!
And thanks for the votes everyone. See you next week
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mattrom

23rd May 2015, 02:13
Well done, Paul and thanks to Les for hosting, and the laughs.
Hmm...perhaps martyrdom has a ring to it....

Thanks also to Ixion and GK for the votes - much appreciated
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ixion

23rd May 2015, 02:27
Congratulations Paul, thanks for hosting Les
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syzygy

23rd May 2015, 04:06
Congrats, Paul.
Thanks, Hankir & Mattrom, for the votes.

Good one, Les. I was going to suggest that you, and others that curse it, turn off Predictive Text. However, it's endless fun to read the inadvertent results.

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greedy kite

23rd May 2015, 06:32
Congrats,Paul, & thanx, les.
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