What is even more ridiculous, dear Q ( blacksmith, muso, natural "philosopher" and self-confessed pedant), is you coming on here to let us all know you are so clever you don't need any help, or join in to help others. This is, after all, a HELP forum where we help others and receive help when we are stuck, and join in discussions and have a bit of fun.
So, what is your take on Commedia dell'arte (8,8) or do you think it should be (8,4,4,) Meanwhile, here's a little clip to cheer things up a bit xx. End of rant....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyVDUVJvDlM