PS, Even when I had hair (brown) the nickname came about when first going to University and finding 3 other Neils in the Hockey squad and somebody had noticed my prowess in an earlier evening's straight gin gargling contest and my interest in horseracing (Ginger McCain) even though my surname is Mackay and it stuck.
You're on a roll.
Originally from Stirling but I've been based in Glasgow since 1978 so more than an honourabe "weegie".
I noticed you said you were originally from Killie. Where are you based now?