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So that's what you think football is? Tooling around with a party balloon? Our games our prepared for with elaborate IQ-lowering exercises. And nowadays you're supposed to have more tattoos than a Maori warrior; all that ink must work itself into the grey matter somehow.

Hey aristo.....
and there I was thinking Hemlock was a chastity belt for a toga!

You mean it isn't?

....perhaps it's the only way to guarantee a Platonic relationship.

I once spotted some water hemlock (extremely deadly native species) growing next to my mother-in-law's beach house. I was in charge of making the salad...

I heard that Fort lauderdale was a more secure solution...

Teehee. She only spends a couple of months in Florida. They offer return flights.

From Bernard Manning the master of the genre;



"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

Ambivalence: the feeling one experiences when one's mother-in-law drives off a cliff in one's new car.

Is the cherub still keeping you up all night? Our second never fell asleep before 2am. I considered writing to the Vatican about this very effective method of natural family planning. Well, it indeed had flaws.