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What's the difference between a Glaswegian and Walt Disney?







A Glaswegian likes a drink and Walt Disney!

Ha ha. I'm not Scottish though!

Very old joke,used to be the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney.Bing sings and Walt Disney.
Bit like the joke ,is that a doughnut or a meringue,no you are quite right it is a doughnut.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a Double-entendre, so he gave her one.

Should have read "and asks the barman" duh!

Sorry Andy; there were a lot of Scottish references by an Andy on the forum - maybe Andyb??

Hoots man.

Hi Paul
I think the andy you are thinking of might be "andy from the 'well watp". He does the Daily Record on a Saturday. If you Google andy from the 'well etc you will find some of his old "contributions".

Hi Julie; you're right! Hope you liked the joke, hope all's well.