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If the actress Tuesday Weld had married the actor Frederick March the Second, would she have become Tuesday March the Second?

I was at the shops the other day when Santa was there.
One little girl climbed onto his knee and stated " I would like a Barbie and an Action Man doll for Christmas".
"Doesn't Barbie come with Ken?" Santa replied looking bemused.
"No, she fakes it with him" was the answer.

Well done, Busby, & thanks for bringing this to the top.
Let's keep it going for Celadon.

But of course Moses was a biker…
for it is said that the roar of Moses' triumph was heard throughout the land.

The Bluebird of Happiness is an oxymoron.

Is a three-legged cow triungulate?

Announcement heard in a working men's club.
"The wet paint sign in the Gent's toilet is not an instruction"

Good to see "Poser" again.

The bilingual clues on this week's Clueless reminded me of the story of the French trawler skipper, frustrated by not be able to sail on the tide by the absence of his crewmember. The skipper eventually tracked the offending crew man to a seedy bar on the dock front, Angrily he shouted at him








"A l'eau! C'est l'heure!"

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4,5 and 6 come before Episodes 1,2 and 3?


Because in charge of production Yoda was....

ChrisE, did you know that that is the bar which has the French port workers' graffiti on the outside wall?


"French dockers rule aux quais"?

I can believe it, stud!