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K. There is a visitor centre at Vicksburg's National Military Park where they show a film about the famous siege, then you take a coach with a guide around the battlefield which is laid out with original confederate and union ordnance. Also on the site is the raised union ironclad "hunley".

P. We did the Gracelands, Tupelo and Sun Studios tours and finished up at the Mardi Gras in The Big Easy.

Crazy Laws - North Dakota
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on.

It is legal to shoot a native on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.

Beer and pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

In Fargo ND, one may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts..
Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses.
He also chain smokes
And drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice,
Sleeps until noon,
Used opium in college
And drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero,
He's a vegetarian,
Doesn't smoke,
Drinks an occasional beer
And never committed adultery.


Which of these candidates would be your choice?

Coral bookies are offering 1000/1 for Bob Geldolf to be next pope

Might candidate C be called Schicklgruber?

Glad to see you back Celadon. I'll be visiting this thread frequently now there is a 'last' option.
I think A might be Churchill.

I'm annoyed because I've seen this one before & can't remember who any of them were! Don't keep us waiting too long!

Sorry I meant B for Churchill.

Rossim - think of an American President for A.

I've followed this thread for ages now and have always used the 'shortcut' to read the new posts, but I think it's brilliant now that you can view it back to front.

Going on the drink alone it must be Roosevelt!
I'm pretty new to IT so I didn't know how to shortcut. I hated the back to front thread system when I first looked at the improved forum but it does have its occasional uses.