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To live your life to the fullest, you've got to be a master of economics... after all, time's demand is always far exceeding it's supply.

Crazy Laws - Arkansas
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

In Fayetteville, AK, Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.

It is illegal to kill "any living creature".

It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.

In Little Rock, no person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M.

Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.

The three consecutive days :-

Yesterday; Today; Tomorrow.

CIA operatives in Yemen have seized a crude underwear bomb, a device which they believe was based on the comic strip Felix and His Amazing Underpants.
Agent Tom Logan said: “We know that Bin Laden was a Viz subscriber. In fact that’s how we finally located him, by getting his address from their mailing list.
“His favourite characters were Biffa Bacon and Sid the Sexist. Bin Laden regularly wrote in to Top Tips but never got one published, a source of deep disappointment that fuelled his animosity towards the West.”
Following the latest underpants-based plot agents are scouring Viz back issues for clues to possible future attacks.
Tom Logan said: “Johnny Fartpants is interesting, we know Al Qaeda likes underwear stuff and his farts could easily be replaced by nerve gas. So that’s a possible technique.
“We’ve also told agents to be alert to highly-sexed obese, inexplicably bearded ‘women’ referring to themselves as ‘San’ and ‘Tray’ in thinly-veiled Middle Eastern accents and asking if they can take them to the Pentagon for a shag.”
During a 2011 raid on a cave in the Arabian Peninsula, a shoddy-looking robot vaguely resembling the character Tinribs was discovered.
Basically a small crate on wheels with a smiley face on a stick, the machine featured a voicebox taken from a child’s doll and adapted to say ‘Death to the infidel’.

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

Crazy Laws - California
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

In Baldwin Park CA, nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

In Blythe CA, you are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

In Chico CA, detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

In Los Angeles, Zoot suits are prohibited.

In Los Angeles, it is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

In Temecula CA, Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.

As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, " Vernon , I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Vernon , "It's not just one car.. It's hundreds of them!"

Simple Truth.

Partners help each other undress before sex.

However after sex, they always dress on their own.

Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

Crazy Laws - Colorado
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

In Colorado Springs, it is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.

In Denver, You may not drive a black car on Sundays.

In Denver, It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.

Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.