I have no problem with spoonerisms, as long as they are properly flagged (so "Spooner's" rather than "Oxford don's" or the like), but I can't stand partial homophones where the soundalike is a non-word, eg "Reportedly watched match" for SORTIE.
Spenserian words in general, but especially those flagged by "Ed". Why not "Eddie" or "Eddie baby"? Or Shakespeare words flagged by "Will". Why not "Billy"?