1 each:
buddy 4
paul 17/19/32
tyke 13*
swarb 18/20/21
darla 34
motley 50**
* This is especially funny because W (the second Bush) was often dismissively referred to as "Shrub"
** Even though I think it was Clinton who was alleged to have twanged his wang, this gets a vote because "jerkin' the gherkin" is a favo(u)rite expression.