gourami @4
You have reminded me of a Thomas Beecham story Leon Goosens told when he came to do a recital at my school (I was about 15 at the time, I think).
At the end of the concert, Beecham said to Goosens "Come to my dressing room after - there's someone I want you to meet"
When Goosens went in. there was a very distinguished-looking gentleman standing there.
Beecham said "Leon, I would like to introduce you to my old, my very dear friend, the King of Sweden".
The gentleman said just one word - "Norway".