I'm more worried about The Joker. He's dosed up to the eyeballs with viagra,going around sniffing ladies' shoes. It's not the polish he's interested in. If he detects any dandruff there will be tears before bedtime.
emf,i assumed you were male(were you ever?) because;
(a) i am a twat
(b) emf were a boy band (Epsom Mad Fockers)
(c) see (a)
Welcome to my world.
sorry Simone, still no answers.