To add yet more, merrier, fodder for the Buzzb-initiated feeding-frenzy, I had 
two examples in my family of an oughter-in-law. 
(Oughter be, but ain't)
Guess how I referred to them, collectively...
(Now 
both newlies-wed.)
Still no idea what the deeper significance of the "whole" painted columns, including their unchecked extras, is - but it's in the post, so Blaaahh.
But I did  perform Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh