Oh dear! It's a photo finish, and I can't fall back on the "likes" this time.
Thanks to all who contributed, especially those who braved the Captchas.
The final tally is:
1 vote for dorrien #22
2 votes for BBM2 #30
4 votes each for stevea #8 and chrise #9
Between a rock and a hard place (see video), but I slightly prefer stevea's succinct
Get a grip!
Well done, Steve! Here is your prize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYUILsJWsco
Cheers.