Thanks for your patience folks I'm now back in Glasgow. With all votes cast we have ties for 3rd place, rossim 6 and skyewalker 25 both with 2 votes and a tie for 1st BBM2 5 and mattrom 34 both with 4 votes. After some thought and much dithering I'm going with mattrom's
The German axis split by armed bombardment
For your prize I had hoped to find a clip of John Arlott's commentary on the resumption of play after a 10 plus minute delay in an England v Australia test match after Chris Old batting "caught" 1 in the groin from fast bowler Dennis Lillee. At his comment his fellow commentators and BBC technical staff burst into laughter whom he later called unprofessional. "The cricket is about to resume, Lillee to Old, 1 ball left". However, I hope you'll make do with the following
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/58608-20-great-quotes-fromcricket-part-one