We have 30 entries from 13 compilers and it's been a difficult choice. I liked the implication in fj's entry @ 13, the downright dirty entry by stevea6000 @ 30 but finally narrowed it down to a choice of two.
In second place is chiarascaro @ 28 with:
'I hate this chore', sighed hedonist, abandonedly (5,3,6)
but pipped at the post by the very prolific stevea6000 @ 33 with:
'Dine', host sighed wearily, knowing this task awaited (5,3,6)
Thanks to all who entered and congratulations to stevea6000. Here's your prize, it's quite long but very entertaining:
https://youtu.be/Fa5_scZZ_H8