Talking of rude.. ish clues, I was amazed that no one commented on the 15 Down clue in last week's Sunday Times (number 4672).
The clue was: Port is behind a lot of cereal outside (9)
I am too prudish to give the answer and the parsing - perhaps someone out there is braver than me.
If no-one gives the answer in the next few minutes , as it's Christmas time, I will close my eyes and cross my fingers and give out the answer - and the parsing.
Over to you!