I'm so intrigued by that imaginary quote on obituaries, I wonder if one of you could just post it for me here complete sooner or later?? You could wait till it's too late to enter. It's just that I don't want to do the whole thing myself at all (& of course don't have the list of letters ), but when I googled Premature Obituaries & discovered one guy actually died of reading his own obituary, I thought what a marvellous subject for British humour again, and got hooked!