Just got in. Well, what drama I have missed!
We have a tie between Redundant Elf's sublime entry at 9, and Big Bad Marty's superb post 20 - both on 6 votes..
Unfortunately I am the one who has the unwelcome task of choosing between them...
OK - after lengthy deliberation I am going with R.E's post 9;
"Do as you please - Rachel can't be bothered (5,7) "
....not least because of the verbiage it has generated!
Your prize is a reminder to count your blessings...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhI4nB4u77M
Well done!