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Spending my redundancy money on wine, women and song - until the fat bloke bloke in the red pyjamas sees sense and employs me again at the end of the year!

Seriously, probably enjoying my time on this forum with you lovely people.

WAY TO GO.........

Thought u would be going to an elf farm for a detox but seems u have much better plans I suppose Hogwarts could always use u. I cried when Dobby died --- have u seen that?

Dobby died?? Oh bobs mum, you could have broken it more gently. I'm still hoping Old Yeller makes a recovery.

My god women....you'll be telling us next that Santa really doesn't exist!!!!!

SORRY, i assumed that anyone following the books would know that --- i sincerely hope i have not spoilt anything for you.... was really sad though and yep skippy, old yeller rin tin tin, et al, r still alive and kicking.

How things with u mrs T? Good Christmas etc?

Don't worry pastille, I assure you he's alive and kicking - even smiled when when handing out the P45's to me and my mates.

And to make things worse - that chap Potter isn't even hiring!

@ pastille........

SOZ... i am not a party pooper---- honest.

Cause Mr C exists who else would help with all the buying, wrapping collating and general stuff over Christmas. I think RE should be examining his P45 very closely for loop holes in his contract as i consider he has a job all year round.

Sounds as if hes got other pursuits on his mind at the mo though.

@Reduntantelf....You could expand your repertoire ....I once won a Xmas fancy dress dressed as Elfish...in his Las Vegas period.

Or...Rude elf...you can be as bad as you want....

Or..put a tick on your head and be an elf check.

...more answers on a postcard please.

Wear a helmet and be Elf and Safety?

I'm ok thanks, bm - and I was only joking about Dobby (but you knew that). What about you? Daughter gone back to uni?