Just got home. What a pleasant surprise! Witty, excellent clues as always. After I'd posted I saw that AB had used "Audi T" (wonderful!), and that Magpie referred to auditing later in the thread; really, it's something you couldn't make up. Thanks for the honor, rambler, and for the video; I feel as if I have a deeper understanding of the cult after hearing so rational an explanation of aspects of it I might have misjudged in my benighted state. Onward and upward, and see you in church next Tuesday. And thanks for the kind congratulations from over there in the less eccentric (?) UK.