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Haven't met a man yet who didn't hate weddings! They kind-of take over everything.
One day my two (now) daughters-in-law were discussing one of the upcoming weddings. The look of total boredom on the faces of both my sons was priceless.
Sorry I can't make the cake, aristo.
However, remember weddings are likely to lead to grandchildren. Then you'll forget the fuss (and the cost!)Best thing ever.

Happy birthday Bullfrog!

Just time for a birthday joke specially for you;

A chicken walks into a village library. Approaches the librarian and says "book" (as chickens do). The librarian says to the chicken "You want a book?" The chicken replies "book", so the librarian gives the chicken a book.
Two days later the chicken walks back in: "book book". So the librarian gives him two books.
Next week the chicken walks back in. "Book book book" "So you want THREE books now?"
"Book book book". So the librarian gives him three books. Suspicions finally aroused, the librarian decides to follow the chicken. Out they go, to the end of the village, into the woods. The chicken comes to a pond, where there's a frog sitting by a rock. The chicken drops the books by the frog and the frog says;
"Redit, redit, redit...."

Many happy returns Bullfrog .
Next month is my 50th !

That's you leading the field at present. (Trevor has been disqualified!)

All the best Bullfrog. (Let's hope it's many more years 'til you croak!)
I'm 56 n.o.

Happy 60th Bullfrog. Knowing when you are well off is a great feeling. My age? it is twice one perfect number plus a different perfect number. It is also twice a prime number.

Hi jws,

You are either 40, 62 or 998... Now let me guess?

Didn't notice the 'twice a prime number' .

You are 62 my friend

Well done Les, please put me out of my misery - what were the perfect numbers?

36 24 36!